It's nice that so many companies are "committed to excellence." That's probably why life has seemed so much better for everybody lately. - hotdogsladies
Meals that take less than 5 minutes to prepare and consume are somewhat anticlimactic. - cruel_raspberry
from @MetalFatigue: He didn't need to look in the box to know the cat had vanished. The chihuahua's angry yip, though, came as a surprise. - ze frank's bedtime
I have not been to a literary reading for a long time. Was surprised by the amount to cell phone vid cam-ing. Really? BOOTLEG LIT READINGS? - hodgman
someone just mistook me for someone that gives a shit. - friskygeek
Black shirt, white tie and shadowstache: the official uniform of the cell phone salesman. - scottsimpson
Someone's either drinking cinnamon flavored coffee or wearing Eau de Bear Claw - my_name_here
Attention Anti-Jail Flyer Jerk: Your persistent spamming of my apartment has made me Pro-Jail. - meghann
having fløde havarti and crackers with pears and tea. this started as snack but i think i'll call it dinner. - mikeropology
grumbly that I have to register with the University of Auckland to download someone's thesis. Open spirit of science, my balls. - gnat
motherfuckers! I registered with their site and am still denied a 1984 thesis on the movement of molluscs "due to copyright restrictions" - gnat
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