Tee hee. It appears that Tom Cruise was poking around Fark and discovered something he didn't like. And he didn't like it a lot. Couch jumping, Oprah-shaking a lot. The profanity-laced, grammatically-incorrect email allegedly from Mr. Kat has been reposted on BoingBoing.
"I'm pretty positive this is him," Drew tells Boing Boing, "The I.P. belongs to Paramount Studios, and he's writing about a story we linked about him and Katie splitting up."
As with all words originating from Tom Cruise, it's a very unintentionally funny read.