You've been gearing up for the State of the Union address for weeks, maybe months. You have your keg, your tap, and 50 solo cups for you and your roommate, but when 9pm rolls around, will you have your game?
Fear not, for that's the first thing WA thought of this morning, and thus we present to you the official Wider Angle 2006 State of the Union Drinking Game, to be played at 9pm tonight. Check the single-digit channels on your television for the show, or catch it on cspan.org.
key: (number of drinks) - phrase spoken or action taken
(1) - "terror" (terra, terrah, terrrr, tarer, etc.)
(2) - "Saddam"
(1) - "freedom"
(1) - "Homeland"
(2) - "ethics"
(1) - "hard work"
(1) - "nukular"
(1) - "bipartisan"
(forget about 1 drink) - "New Orleans"
(1) - "Medicare"
(2) - "God" (or any euphemism)
(laugh at 1 drink) - "fiscal responsibility"
(2) - "evil / evildoers"
(1) - any non-word said as a word
(1) - Bush defends spying
(1) - camera shows a Bush daughter
(2) - camera shows a Bush daughter drinking
(1) - camera shows a special Presidential guest
(2) - camera shows a felonious special Presidential guest
(1 bottle) - "sorry"
(1 bottle) - "Abramoff"
(1 bottle) - "mistake"
(1 bottle) - "nuclear"
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