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The saying must be true: things have to get worse before they can get better. I am deeply concerned for our country. There are so many people working for what's progressive and productive, but there are so many more dragging their spurs, kicking their horses, and determined to retreat to the early 20th century.
In all, 64 percent said they were open to the idea of teaching creationism in addition to evolution, while 38 percent favored replacing evolution with creationism.

The poll was conducted July 7-17 by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life and the Pew Research Center for the People and the Press. The questions about evolution were asked of 2,000 people. The margin of error was 2.5 percentage points. [...]

Eugenie C. Scott, the director of the National Center for Science Education and a prominent defender of evolution, said the findings were not surprising because "Americans react very positively to the fairness or equal time kind of argument."

"In fact, it's the strongest thing that creationists have got going for them because their science is dismal," Ms. Scott said. "But they do have American culture on their side."




Lance Arthur of The Morning News presents compelling evidence that San Francisco is the winner of the timeless battle, Iron City. Seriously, this article is fantastic.
Culture

New York: In a word, perfection. Concerts of every imaginable type by the famous, nearly famous, and infamous. The stuff you see on the streets is better than the acts appearing on stages nearly anywhere else. World-class museums that set the standards. Art out the butthole, sometimes literally. Every movie opens there first, and no musical or stage show is considered a real show unless it makes it to Broadway. [...]

San Francisco: You can wear denim and Chucks to the opera. And I’m talking Levi’s 501s, not Earnest Sewns. Wicked made its debut here for “tweaking” before moving to Broadway to become last year’s most successful bore. This year, they’re trying the same thing with a musical version of Anne Rice’s Lestat, with music by Elton John. I’m not making this up. David Mamet lives somewhere around here. I think.





Everyone knew it would happen sometime... but no one thought it would happen now.
Authorities all but surrendered the streets of New Orleans to floodwaters, looting and other lawlessness Wednesday as the mayor called for a total evacuation and warned the death toll from Hurricane Katrina could reach into the thousands.

The frightening estimate came as desperation deepened in the city, with gunfire crackling sporadically and looters by the hundreds roaming the streets and ransacking tiny shops and big-box stores alike with seeming impunity.

To donate check out the Red Cross and the Salvation Army. The National Guard would help, but they're in Iraq and Afghanistan. Thanks again, Mr. President.



How much math do you remember? I scored the same as Jason Kottke, for the same reason on the same question.
Fun little quiz on eight grade math...can you pass? I got 9/10 (got tripped up on what I thought was a trick question but wasn't...erroneous! erroneous!).





I think a combination of this and a regular desktop would be ideal. Maybe GoogleOS will be kinda like that.



So here's the lesson: when you're performing on television, wear underwear.


The Ministry of Awesome






Best of luck to the kids, young and old, in New Orleans. Looks like it's gonna be shitty.

For years, forecasters have warned of the nightmare flooding a big storm could bring to New Orleans, a bowl-shaped city bounded by the half-mile-wide Mississippi River and massive Lake Pontchartrain. As much as 10 feet below sea level in spots, the city is as the mercy of a network of levees, canals and pumps to keep dry.

Scientists predicted Katrina could easily overtake that levee system, swamping the city under a 30-feet cesspool of toxic chemicals, human waste and even coffins that could leave more than 1 million people homeless.

"All indications are that this is absolutely worst-case scenario," Ivor van Heerden, deputy director of the Louisiana State University Hurricane Center, said Sunday afternoon.




Royal Sapien will be featured on Deepsky's Fundamental program on September 7th on XM Channel 80, The Move. The exclusive one hour DJ mix will kick off promotions for the new album Revolutionary, out September 29th on Olaris Records through Beatport.






This is a truly outstanding post from demonbaby.com featuring some of Japan's more unique offerings for sexual pleasure including, of course, the butt funnel. Flashlight included.
Yes, behold the butt funnel. There was a sign next to it which said, "This is truly amazing! See the things which you have never seen before!" You know, you're right, I have seen a lot of things, but never the inside of someone's rectum. And is that really such a bad thing? Is that something I need to see? I'm not sure, but I bought the funnel, so the option is always there. That's one of those things that, if you really wanted to look inside a girl's ass via the butt funnel, how do you bring that up? "Hey, baby, so, I was thinking... Uh... You know, I just love you so much, and I want to see all sides of you.. You know, from the inside out... so, you know, I was thinking it would be really romantic if I, you know, spread your asshole open with a plastic funnel and shined a flashlight inside your gaping rectum. Would you like that, baby?"



A very extensive article on how gay people get that way from the Boston Globe magazine.





A truly excellent photoset on flickr of perceived faces on things.



Jon Stewart waxes comedic on the future of television as we don't know it. On downloading The Daily Show...
Well, don't go shutting it down.
Stewart: We're not going to shut it down - we don't even know what it is. I'm having enough trouble just getting porn.
Karlin: If people want to take the show in various forms, I'd say go. But when you're a part of something successful and meaningful, the rule book says don't try to analyze it too much or dissect it. You shouldn't say: "I really want to know what fans think. I really want to understand how people are digesting our show." Because that is one of those things that you truly have no control over. The one thing that you have control over is the content of the show. But how people are reacting to it, how it's being shared, how it's being discussed, all that other stuff, is absolutely beyond your ability to control.
Stewart: I'm surprised people don't have cables coming out of their asses, because that's going to be a new thing. You're just going to get it directly fed into you. I look at systems like the Internet as a convenience. I look at it as the same as cable or anything else. Everything is geared toward more individualized consumption. Getting it off the Internet is no different than getting it off TV.



A great tune and a great cause. ROCK!
BOO! This fall’s sweetest – and scariest – benefit song is DO THEY KNOW IT’S HALLOWE’EN. This single features a star-studded ensemble known as the NORTH AMERICAN HALLOWEEN PREVENTION INITIATIVE. Both a trick and a treat, this song is a satire - as well as a charity-benefit song with all proceeds being donated to UNICEF.

An epic journey into the pulsating heart of fear, this song is a call-to-arms featuring:
Beck
Sum 41
The Arcade Fire
Sonic Youth
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Sloan
Peaches
Feist
Devendra Banhart
Wolf Parade
Postal Service
Buck 65
Comedian David Cross
Sex Pistols’ founder Malcolm McLaren
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
60s soul legend Gino Washington
Psychedelic singer Roky Erickson
Los Angeles 70s group Sparks
Inuit throat singer, Tagaq (a frequent collaborator with Björk)
AND MANY MORE!

RELEASE DATE: OCT. 11 2005 (IN ST0RES)

FORMAT: CD SINGLE and VINYL 12"

AVAILABLE DIGITALLY FROM ALL DSPs: OCT. 4 2005



Reboot Stereophonic: "History sounds different when you know where to start listening."
Reboot Stereophonic is a non-profit record label dedicated to digging through the crates of the Jewish past and rescuing forgotten gems to tell new, unexpected stories. Sure the Lomaxes searched the South for a dying breed of Delta Blues Delta musicians. Sure Ry Cooder hit Havana in search of lost Cuban legends. But when's the last time a bunch of Jewish kids started raiding their grandparents' record collections and then set out to track down the musicians, in search of buried clues about their own culture?

Ultimately, we want these recordings to lead to the establishment of a living archive of tradition-bending Jewish music. Our goal is to amass and house a public collection of these incredible and oft-forgotten Jewish recordings so that they are available to fans and scholars, young and old, alike. The archive will not be meant to merely memorialize these stories and sounds, but to use them to generate new ones, to start dialogues across generations the way only music can.



I'm home sick with a nasty allergic cold reaction flu thing. Gross. So I have a little time before I pass out. Found this and this at kottke. Supernotes are hyperreal counterfeit dollars, and colourlovers is a site for people who love colo(u)rs and their accompanying other colo(u)rs.




Robert A. Moog, 71, who invented the Moog electronic synthesizer, a keyboard that became central to rock and electronica bands of the 1960s and 1970s, died of brain tumor Aug. 21 at his home in Asheville, N.C.



Apparently the Ministry of Sound has dropped a devastatingly inferior mp3 player into the marketplace. For shame, superclub. For shame.
Measuring a monstrous 102 x 66 x 20mm this 20GB festering mess has a bigger footprint than a 20GB colour iPod and is fatter than the already portly 60GB edition. At eight hours, the battery life is hysterically and equates with where the industry was four years ago. Format support is rubbish, playing only MP3 and DRM protected WMA files, while Jpegs, bitmaps and gifs can be shown on the 2in screen, but why someone would want to frame their holiday snaps with something so horribly brick-like is solely a question for their councillor to guess.



From the Upright Citizens Brigade, Asssscat3000 debuts its pilot on Bravo September 7th.
The critically-acclaimed sketch comedy group Upright Citizens Brigade is bringing its signature improvised sketch comedy show, "ASSSSCAT: Improv," to Bravo this fall. The fully improvised one-hour special stars the Upright Citizens Brigade: Matt Besser, Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts and Matt Walsh.

Special guest performers include Saturday Night Live's Rachel Dratch, Tina Fey, Horatio Sanz and Late Night with Conan O'Brien's Kevin Dorff and Andy Richter.





Bitfall makes images from falling water droplets. View quicktime type and dingbats.




Why was it that I left Cincinnati? At least in New York there's no mystery when you hear a scream.
An unusual and noisy mystery has people in a small town north of Middletown on edge, worried and asking questions, News 5’s Brian Hamrick reported.Liberty, Ohio, is a quiet little community, except for one thing -- the scream.Jamie Young told Hamrick she heard it while she and her husband were walking one evening.“It scared me. I didn’t want to finish my walk,” Young said.



I agree with Gizmodo:
Sony was hanging out with Mike and they were talking about what it would be like to make up a new brand for Sony’s HDTV line. Mike called Larry and Paul and they came over with some weed and while they were smoking up when suddenly everybody was like “Where’s Sony?” And it turns out that Sony got up on the roof somehow, probably though the window in Mike’s room, and was on the roof yelling “BRAVIA! BRAVIA!” and somebody, probably Paul, asked what Sony was talking about. It turns out that Mike and Sony took some acid and somehow Mike said “Best Resolution Audio Video Integrated Architecture,” like totally out of the blue, and Sony took that as a sign that it could fly. I think Sony needs to go into rehab.

From drink at work.com comes various ways to avoid beginning correspondence with your hopeful future employer. Many more in their post.
"I’m not one for making threats. So please excuse the awkwardness of this letter."

"If working for eight different employers in 14 months doesn’t illustrate my versatility well, frankly, I don’t know what else to say."

"I never thought it would come to this. Me, asking someone like you for a job."

"Clearly if I had something other than deli wrapping paper to write this on I would have used it so don’t even start."

Saw the Wicked Wicked Hammerkatz tonight at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre and nearly fell out of my chair laughing. This is my second time seeing them and was even more impressed than the first. The one man show that is Aziz Ansari was also side-splittingly hilarious (look for him on Premium Blend in a couple weeks/months).

They'll be playing next Saturday as well, and the show is only $8, so you'd be retarded not to go.



I'm not sure that I believe in Pastafarianism (though it's really growing on me), but intelligent design of the universe is bullcorn. Pure, unadulterated, hormone-free, antibiotic-tested, free range bullcorn. BB have put their "money" where their "mouths" are, and are offering a challenge.

We are willing to pay any individual *$250,000 if they can produce empirical evidence which proves that Jesus is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

You may submit entries here. [...]

* Prize to be awarded with Intelligently Designed currency; void where prohibited by logic.

Challenge Grant Update: Recently converted Pastafarians are adding matching reward funds to the Boing Boing Intelligent Design Challenge. Jason Kottke of kottke.org (Link) and Sean Bonner of metblogs (Link) have each offered an additional $250,000. We've been flooded with still more donations, and have decided to cap the purse at $1 million -- in part because the number contains a lot of pretty, round zeroes that resemble holy meatballs. But also because many of you offered sums payable in "whisky and wenches," or "ho's 'n' blow," neither of which really count. Thanks all the same.


This came in my email from my dad. I thank the president for such a clear explanation of how the new social security plan works. Now I can go on with my Friday.
The President explains his Social Security Reform Proposal

WOMAN IN AUDIENCE:“I don't really understand. How is it the new plan is going to fix the problem?”

PRESIDENT BUSH: "Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers.For example, how benefits are calculated, for example, is on the table.Whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases.There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered.And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those -- changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be -- or closer delivered to that has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the -- like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate the benefits will rise based upon inflation, supposed to wage increases.There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those -- if that growth is affected, it will help on the red."



Kanye West takes one small step for hip-hop...

West says hip-hop was always about "speaking your mind and about breaking down barriers, but everyone in hip-hop discriminates against gay people." He adds that in slang, gay is "the opposite, the exact opposite word of hip-hop."

Kanye's message: "Not just hip-hop, but America just discriminates. And I wanna just, to come on TV and just tell my rappers, just tell my friends, 'Yo, stop it.'"




Maureen Dowd ably takes over for the vacationing flat earther.

On Saturday, the current President Bush was pressed about how he could be taking five weeks to ride bikes and nap and fish and clear brush even though his occupation of Iraq had become a fiasco. "I think it's also important for me to go on with my life," W. said, "to keep a balanced life."

Pressed about how he could ride his bike while refusing to see a grieving mom of a dead soldier who's camped outside his ranch, he added: "So I'm mindful of what goes on around me. On the other hand, I'm also mindful that I've got a life to live and will do so."

Ah, the insensitivity of reporters who ask the President Bushes how they can expect to deal with Middle East fighting while they're off fishing.


Barcode tattoos have met their match: barcode reading cell phones. I have a friend who could be very disappointed about this.

Tom Yum Goong is a spectacular new movie due out soon. Watch the trailer, which could take forever to load.



According to almost everyone, all linking back to Business 2.0, Google might be offering free ad-sponsored wifi across the nation relatively soon. Maybe probably we hope. But seriously, it could happen possibly.
Suddenly Google local (and maps, and video, and so on) makes so much more sense—Business 2.0 reports that they’ve learned from “telecom insiders” that Google is hard at work on a nation-wide high-capacity data network, buying up unused fiber lines and cheap backbone access to really flesh out their capacity.



Got something handmade to sell? Want to buy something handmade? (Who doesn't?)

Etsy brings everyone together in handcrafted peace and robot-free harmony. Except for the servers, of course.



Roger Ebert actually hates some movies... a lot. And entertainingly so!


The best caption I've seen this week contest was won by the photo accompanying his review of The Dukes of Hazzard.
The movie stars Johnny Knoxville, from "Jackass," Seann William Scott, from "American Wedding," and Jessica Simpson, from Mars. Judging by her recent conversation on TV with Dean Richards, Simpson is so remarkably uninformed that she should sue the public schools of Abilene, Texas, or maybe they should sue her. On the day he won his seventh Tour de France, not many people could say, as she did, that they had no idea who Lance Armstrong was.



I saw this ad the other day and thought the same thing this blogger did: what is that doing here?





What was that sample in that song? Oh, I'll just check here or here.

More via WAXY: This Is Broken and the origin of British swear words.






After living in Georgia, this video really hits close to my balls. Bitter memories and voluminous laughter were spawned from this short combining hundreds of stills with the theme to Deliverance.



This is great news.
A new treatment strategy has shown promise in helping to transform HIV into a curable infection. Preliminary research published this week in The Lancet medical journal outlines how scientists used an anti-convulsant drug to awaken dormant HIV hiding in the body, where it is temporarily invisible but still dangerous.

HIV infection is incurable because current drugs only work when the virus is multiplying, which occurs only when it is in an active cell. However, HIV sometimes infects dormant cells, and when it does, it becomes dormant itself. [...]

Over the last few years, a handful of drugs have been shown to decrease the size of the dormant HIV pool, but they were subsequently abandoned because their effect was either too weak or the side effects too toxic.

The latest drug, valproic acid, shows more promise, said Dr. Warner Greene, director of the Gladstone Institute for Virology and Immunology at the University of California, San Francisco.

"It's a first baby step, showing that maybe the use of (this type of drug) -- far more likely in combination with one or two other agents -- might be a viable approach for tackling this latency problem," said Greene, who was not involved with the research but is conducting similar studies.




Andy Dick is Harlan McCraney, Presidential Speechalist. "My hope is that my work stands the test of time. That years from now, people will look back on President Bush and think 'I have no idea what that guy was talking about, but he talked exactly what I wanted to hear.'"

You're still reading and not watching! Away with you!

From Proceed at your own risk, via Gawker, comes a tale of a young, gay, Jewish, rapping white guy getting a feature story in one of the most traditional, progressive, honest Jewish newspapers in the country. Sounds like a perfect match to me.
Andrew, who's nom de mic is Soce the Elemental Wizard, raps about Bar Mitzvahs as well as cock-sucking. He blends hip-hop, reggae and classic Yiddish klezmer melodies. (His musical roots, by the way, are very traditional in the Jewish sense in that he is trained on both the piano and the violin.) One delightful example of this new musical manifestation of the gay Jewish ghetto is the name that was given to a Brooklyn Academy of Music Passover concert at which Andrew performed: Seder-Matzochism.

So the President won't meet personally with Cindy Sheehan, but he will address the entire 300 million person nation because she's camped outside his "ranch". What an asshole.





Fun for the whole family. It's my new favorite online game.
Currently, computers or robots apply statistical rules to a database of known images to identify new ones. Although relatively effective, this requires thousands of images and hours of training by humans. Peekaboom aims to ease the burden by harnessing the brain power of willing web users.

"The collected data can be applied towards constructing computer vision algorithms, which require massive amounts of training and testing data not currently available," von Ahn told New Scientist. "The target database will contain millions of images, all fully annotated with information about what objects are in the image, where each object is located, and how much of the image is necessary to recognise it."



Wow.


ABC News Anchor Peter Jennings died today at his home in New York City. He was 67. On April 5, Jennings announced he had been diagnosed with lung cancer.

He is survived by his wife, Kayce Freed, his two children, Elizabeth, 25, and Christopher, 23, and his sister, Sarah Jennings.

"Peter died with his family around him, without pain and in peace. He knew he'd lived a good life," his wife and children said in a statement.



Internet should be a priority utility instead of a luxury service. Municipal wi-fi makes the most sense.

ratell writes "The New York Times has an editorial entitled When Pigs Wi-fi. It describes a 600 square mile free wi-fi network in Hermiston Oregon, and it argues that wi-fi should be a utility." From the article: "Mr. Puzey, who says wireless broadband is central to the port's operations, argues persuasively that broadband is just the next step in expanding the national infrastructure, comparable to the transcontinental railroad, the national highway system and rural electrification. Indeed, we need to envision broadband Internet access as just another utility, like electricity or water. Often the best way to provide that will be to blanket a region with Wi-Fi coverage to create wireless computer networks, rather than running D.S.L., cable or fiber-optic lines to every home."

Here are some shots I recently transferred off my camera phone.


Found at the 4th Ave. F train stop in Brooklyn.



Found on the street in Park Slope.



Found at the Union St. R train stop.



The view from the F train.



No caption necessary.



9th St. F stop in Brooklyn.



Filled with cat toys.



This was right above...



this at an unknown deli in Manhattan.



Reina on her mall tour in New Jersey. You've come a long way, baby.



The interesting and the fascinating. On new black holes and the insanity of NASA's shuttle program.



CNet posts their Top 10 Dot-Com Flops and Top 10 Tech We Miss. Whether you agree with their picks or not (it's all in fun, after all) there's much to be appreciated in these lists.

The poignant:
[A]dvertising, no matter how clever, cannot save you. Take online pet-supply store Pets.com. Its talking sock puppet mascot became so popular that it appeared in a multimillion-dollar Super Bowl commercial and as a balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. But as cute--or possibly annoying--as the sock puppet was, Pets.com was never able to give pet owners a compelling reason to buy supplies online. After they ordered kitty litter, a customer had to wait a few days to actually get it. And let's face it, when you need kitty litter, you need kitty litter. Moreover, because the company had to undercharge for shipping costs to attract customers, it actually lost money on most of the items it sold.

The prescient:
Unlike the other flops listed here, Kibu.com, an online community for teenage girls, didn't wait till the very end to wave the white flag. In fact, at the time of its October 2000 closing, the company had not run out of the $22 million it raised. And on a more bizarre note, the end came only 46 days after a flashy San Francisco launch party. Though Kibu had started to attract traffic from its target demographic (incidentally one of the fastest-growing segments of Web users), company officials said they decided to shut down because "Kibu's timing in financial markets could not have been worse." Kibu was backed by several Silicon Valley bigwigs, and they sent a strong message about the financial prospects of other dot-coms by bailing on Kibu so soon.
The retarded:
For every good dot-com idea, there are a handful of really terrible ideas. Flooz.com was a perfect example of a "what the heck were they thinking?" business. Pushed by Jumping Jack Flash star and perennial Hollywood Squares center square Whoopi Goldberg, Flooz was meant to be online currency that would serve as an alternative to credit cards.
The hilarious and true:
When Apple gets things right, it's spectacular (think iPod), but when the company messes up, it's a hoot. The first popular pen-based PDA, the Apple Newton, was big, expensive, and too smart for its britches. Early models tried to interpret handwriting with often amusing results, making words out of users' scrawls that often combined into surreal "Newton Poetry." We miss the Newton because what it thought we meant was often far more interesting than what we were really trying to say.
The nonsensical:
Our recommendation: record your prized LPs to digital files while you still have a working record player.
Our recommendation: do that but keep your working turntable working. If you love your records buy a Technics SL-1200 turntable with an Ortofon cartridge and have at those 12-inches. Enjoy your records as they're meant to be heard.





Not only does The Aristocrats have a great publicist and web designer, but the movie is funny as shit. Literally! Here's a peek at what my roommates and I were laughing/crying/convulsing about tonight at the Regal Union Square in NYC. (Balcony seating. Hot.)
Defecation, by Betsy Ross

by entire family on stage in unison

by family dog on family

by father into wife’s mouth

by father on dead daughter

by father on stage

by man into woman’s vagina

by mother and father on stage, with children frolicing in result

by mother into metal bucket

by mother into son’s mouth


Point to point subway and walking directions. Amazing.



If you're Jewish and need to keep track of Jewish things, have we got the wrist accessory for you.
Besides being, um, made in Israel, it displays in English or Hebrew, toggles between Hebrew and Gregorian calendars at sunset, and alerts you when it’s time to recite the Shema, light candles on Erev Shabbat, and other important events...



Via Kottke, a store in Bangkok has a lovely pair of [Excel script] jeans for you. And via BB, a growing collection of very unfortunate children's books found at a New Jersey public school library.



A tiny gallery of some recent work of Banksy's at the West Bank barrier.
Soldier: What the f*** are you doing?
Banksy: You'll have to wait until it's finished.
Soldier (to colleagues): Safety's off



The new David Sedaris.
“Joan here had a worm living inside her leg,” I said, and Maw Hamrick threw a sheet of wrapping paper into the fire, saying, “Oh, I wouldn’t call that living.”



"Sprint and Nextel received approval from the Federal Communications Commission to merge to form the number three wireless company on Wednesday. FCC commissioners gave the companies unanimous support for the merger. The companies, which announced the merger on Dec. 14, 2004, expect to finalize the merger soon."




Holy shit. I'm actually looking forward to this. You win this round, Coca-Cola.
Coca-Cola have recently comissioned five talented young design groups from five continents to rethink their packaging with an eye towards hip urban flair, including The Designers Republic (U.K.), Lobo (Brazil), MK12 (U.S.A.), Rex & Tennant McKay (South Africa) and Caviar (Japan).

The project, named "M5," will serve as a visual rebranding aimed at discerningly creative consumers. Likely a limited-edition (and highly collectable) run, the bottles are currently moving from concept to reality. Expect a full site launch soon, along with a cross-promotional marketing campaign that incorporates new music from The Flaming Lips, Guided by Voices, Fischerspooner, Citizen Bird and Towa Tei.



I think you'll want this.
Mixset recorded at Ourdisco Club Jul 29, 05. Trash says: Justice are "Two handsome young parisians are behind dance music's most exciting propect in ages. comparisions with daft punk have been made, mainly because they share the same manager, the legendary Pedro Winter". Get it now.



Fresh from the blogosphere, a new national terror warning scale has emerged. The Condoleeza Hairdo Alert System ranges from Low (hairdo has not changed noticably in months) to Elevated (variations detectable, noteworthy hats, slight rain/ceiling fan damage apparent) to Severe (cornrows, extensions, dread locks, dye job, etc.).

Brilliant work from Princess Sparkle Pony.