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Rob Corddry of The Daily Show: "Madison Square Gardens is right behind me... behind the freedom vans and concrete liberty hurdles."

There were hundreds of arrests today. Many were violent, but there were a lot of constructive beautiful protests. More from NY Indy News.

Full news on the banner that rocked the world from Alternet.



Pictures from the FoxNews protest up at Majority Report posted by Annatopia. Wish I coulda been there.

No, seriously. Fox has been hammering churches with marketing in order to get them to make bulk orders for The Passion of the Christ DVD, complete with free slipcovers with the name of their congregation. Fox has also been sending over 50,000 emails a day (!) to Christian households. World O' Crap has this to say:

The spamming of the Christ. [...]

Who's the Semitic guy who gets the worst beating of all time?

Jesus!

They say this guy Jesus is one bad ....

Shut your mouth!

Just checkin' out Jesus, the Son of God, our Lord and Savior, a figure revered and worshipped by many Christians, some who find this marketing blitz pretty tacky.

Then I can dig it! But only in the privacy of my own home, on my new Fox DVD.



I was searching around The Memory Hole for a project and came across this very telling bit deleted from the New York Times about a year and a half ago. In an article that was published in the print and web versions of the paper, a story ran with the title and first paragraph stating the GOP would lay the cornerstone for the new 9/11 buildings during the Republican National Convention.

Was this why they chose New York? Someone suggested to me that they want to face the enemy head-on by taking the party to New York, the state hardest for them to win. She may be right, but given that we already know Bush was planning to do a schpiel at Ground Zero which has now been cancelled, the evidence is pretty heavy that the Republicans were planning to exploit the hell out of 9/11 for political gain years ago.

Rebuilding officials said yesterday that they hoped to complete a review of the environmental impact of the proposed construction at the World Trade Center site by next April. This would allow them to lay the cornerstone of a 1,776-foot tower in August 2004, during the Republican National Convention.


Pretty cool minimalist look. Although I'm not sure the translucent plastic approach will be as popular in a couple years. Oh well, time to get another computer from their perspective.



Moore's coverage of the convention is up at USA Today.

Yet another item to report that I wish was a joke. MSNBC's Chris Matthews plays Hardball. [Via Eschaton, via LiberalOasis]


I heard Sen. Max Cleland talking about this issue this morning on Unfiltered on AAR. I had no idea this was going on. Absolutely fucking disgusting. They're sending the message that people who are wounded for their country will not be honored when they return home, but will instead be ridiculed and demoralized. Republicans: why must you repulse me so?

NEW YORK (CNN) -- Delegates to the Republican National Convention found a new way to take a jab at Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry's Vietnam service record: by sporting adhesive bandages with small purple hearts on them.

Morton Blackwell, a prominent Virginia delegate, has been handing out the heart-covered bandages to delegates, who've worn them on their chins, cheeks, the backs of their hands and other places.

Blackwell is president of the Leadership Institute, a nonpartisan educational foundation he founded in 1979. According to its Web site, the institute prepares conservatives for success in politics, government and the news media.


I'm becoming far more vigilant in outing media bias because so few others seem concerned about it (with the exception of bloggers and Air America). Media Matters is monitoring Fox's coverage of convention speeches. They have also sent a letter to CNN requesting fair treatment.

Who would have guessed Fox has already given Republicans over half an hour more speech time after just the first day. And forget not, the speeches last night invoked the catastrophic events of 9/11 to support the Republican agenda in a shameless, disgusting way.



The BfB will be flash-mobbing all day in New York City, breaking out in spontaneous displays of ballroom dancing, three-martini lunches, and shoe shining. All this is to kick off their new campaign to privatize the library system. Billionaires for Bush, Because there's millions more jobs to cut.

I just received my kickass decals in the mail from FreePress. They're static-cling (aka non-destructive) warnings to be placed on newspaper bins, televisions, or anywhere Big Media has an outlet that declare "This device may dispense corporate media that lacks the diversity, skepticism and alternative points of view required by democracy." Go there now to find out how you can take action and find resources to learn about Big Media and their gross power and bias.

For an update on what I'm doing outside of Wider Angle, if you care, I'd like to let you know that I'll soon be writing music reviews (primarily house & breaks) for Tune Exposure.com. Coming October I'll also have a 2-hour show every week on the station. My newest review: Medulla by Bjork. Right after I listen to it now...

If you're reading this blog as I'm writing it, and have cable or satellite service, you're in luck! So, now that I have both of your attentions, tune to VH1 and check out The Fabulous Life of.... Tonight they're having a Bush v. Kerry bling-off! It's all in good fun and makes fun of each candidate equally in a very dry and subtle way, and rightly so. Some of the stuff they buy is utterly ridiculous. I have to admire John Kerry's arsenal of custom-designed neckwear. As a designer, I place individuality near the top of my priority list. That is, when I'm not shamelessly conforming to consumer trends.

[Metablogging alert! More news I didn't write, o you know it's good!] Republican Congressman (VA) Schrock is pulling out of the reelection race. Interesting story...
""In recent weeks, allegations have surfaced that have called into question my ability to represent the citizens of Virginia's Second Congressional District," Shrock said in a press release."

What were those allegations? That the Congressman, who had a 92% approval rating from The Christian Coalition, a co-sponsor of the Federal Marriage Amendment, was reportedly cruising for men on phone sex lines. According to BlogActive:

"Congressman Ed Schrock has made a habit of rendezvousing with gay men via the MegaMates/ MegaPhone Line, an interactive telephone service on which men place ads and respond to those ads to meet each other."

Garrison Keillor, one of my lifetime heroes, writes for In These Times. Read, bitches! (I mean that in the nicest way.)

The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians of convenience, freelance racists, misanthropic frat boys, shrieking midgets of AM radio, tax cheats, nihilists in golf pants, brownshirts in pinstripes, sweatshop tycoons, hacks, fakirs, aggressive dorks, Lamborghini libertarians, people who believe Neil Armstrong’s moonwalk was filmed in Roswell, New Mexico, little honkers out to diminish the rest of us, Newt’s evil spawn and their Etch-A-Sketch president, a dull and rigid man suspicious of the free flow of information and of secular institutions, whose philosophy is a jumble of badly sutured body parts trying to walk. Republicans: The No.1 reason the rest of the world thinks we’re deaf, dumb and dangerous.



As I am totally, completely sick of this Swift Boat Nonsense, I'm just bringing pertinent and relevant info about the developments to Wider Angle rather than petty bickering. Anyway, the first draft of Unfit for Command was apparently much harsher and vile than the final product. Editors notes an an exclusive memo follow...

Making up stories is tricky business. On the plus side, you can pretty much say anything you want, which is a definite advantage. On the minus side, you have to be careful that your story sounds like it's true. "Verisimilitude" is what the pointy-headed intellectuals call it, and even the producers of Spiderman 2 have to keep it in mind.

Anyway, it turns out that John O'Neill had a few verisimilitude problems with the first draft of Unfit for Command. Investigative reporter Art Levine has the scoop, exclusively for the Washington Monthly.



Jon Stewart dubbed New York Times reporter Bob Novak "douchebag of liberty." That title becomes truer and truer every single day. [via Sadly, No!]

Among the stoutest defenders of "Unfit for Command: Swift Boat Veterans Speak Out Against John Kerry," the best-selling book arguing that Mr. Kerry lied about his record of service in Vietnam, is the columnist Robert Novak.

In his syndicated columns and on the CNN program "Crossfire," Mr. Novak has lauded the book and referred to veterans who criticize Mr. Kerry - most notably John E. O'Neill, the book's co-author - as "real patriots."

Unmentioned in Mr. Novak's columns and television appearances, however, is a personal connection he has to the book: his son, Alex Novak, is the director of marketing for its publisher, the conservative publishing house Regnery.

In a telephone interview, Robert Novak said he saw no need to disclose the link.

"I don't think it's relevant," he said. [Emphasis added.]



Links to tons of photos from BagNews.

This image is posted over at BagNews. The location is given as 26th st. & 5th ave., which is where Pentagram is and the architecture in the photo looks like the Pentagram building and its surrounding offices. Thus, I have come to the conclusion that this is their flag.



Hundreds of thousands of Bushes descend on delegates! Sadly, Yes?


Check out Harvey Birdman tonight (Sunday) on Cartoon Network. Repeats at 2:30 Eastern. And be quick with it! 30 seconds!


Get used to this kind of post. I'm not at the RNC, despite my wishes, and so will bring you the best of the bloggers who are. From The Amercan Street:

I was also trying to gauge how many people were marching. I am not an expert on these matters but...I hate to say this but I must be honest...I do not believe that 400,000 came, as Leslie Cagan claims. Yes, it was a large demonstration, but a few blocks away from the main action and you didn't know it was going on. That's just not the way I remember the enormous anti-war demonstrations of my childhood, although I could be exaggerating their impact. But I don't think that this demonstration was as big as they were.

Practically everyone that I know left Manhattan. They are the sort of people who went to those antiwar demonstrations a generation ago.

After we marched past Madison Square Garden we turned on 34th Street towards Fifth (west) and then downtown. I bailed out on 28th and went up to 59th Street. I wanted to see if anything imaginative was going on at the Plaza. Nothing. (It was around 2:30 p.m. at this point). I walked through the park and recovered at my apartment. Then I took a walk through Central Park before coming here, where I have internet access.

Leslie Cagan held court at the entrance to the Delacorte Theater. I asked her how many people came. She said, "400,000." (As I said, I don't think so.) Then I walked to The Great Lawn, which was the scene of a wonderful impromptu People's Demonstration, like a huge Hyde Park. I walked around the lawn, which is a large oval shape. There were tables set up by various extremist organizations, people dressed in anti-Bush paraphernalia. On the shady, east side of the lawn cops lined up for drinks or lazed around, looking at the lawn unconcernedly. A soccer game and a softball game proceeded on the north part of the lawn. Everything was mellow and friendly.

Violence. None, nada, not a bit. Sorry to disappoint the rabid right-wing, but I didn't see even a spark of anger. A few cops were grumpy and chilly, counterbalanced by those who were friendly and cooperative.


Via Kos:


More great stuff that I didn't write making fun of other funny stuff neither of us wrote. An excerpt from the Wo'C World's Worst Parent™ competition (green for no reason)...

Macing the kids will also create memories that linger. In fact, any number of chemical weapons make great disciplinary aids, in that they require much less physical exertion on the parent's part than do old-fashioned beatings.

The Post reports that Lisa says that she knows that the technique can be "abused." Which is good of her to concede, since a Google search of "hot sauce" "child abuse" and "murder" comes up with 145 hits.

-le snip-

While Gail is trying for a light, Harvey-esque quality, I think our attitude about drunks who talk to hallucinations has changed over the years. And anyway, Elwood P. Dowd wasn't intrusted with minor children. So, I hope the socialist Canadian authorities finally take note of Gail's obvious pleas for help, and have a social worker do a home evaluation.


In The Nation. Read the whole thing, here's an excerpt:

When a foreign army invades a country about which it knows virtually nothing, there is plenty of deliberate brutality, but there is also the unintended barbarism of blind ignorance. It starts with cultural and religious slights: soldiers storming into a home without giving women a chance to cover their heads; army boots traipsing through mosques that have never been touched by the soles of shoes; a misunderstood hand signal at a checkpoint with deadly consequences.

And now Najaf. It's not just that sacred burial sites are being desecrated with fresh blood; it's that Americans appear unaware of the depths of this offense, and the repercussions it will have for decades to come. The Imam Ali Shrine is not a run-of-the-mill holy site; it's the Shiite equivalent of the Sistine Chapel. Najaf is not just another Iraqi city; it is the city of the dead, where the cemeteries go on forever, a place so sacred that every devout Shiite dreams of being buried there. And Muqtada al-Sadr and his followers are not just another group of generic terrorists out to kill Americans; their opposition to the occupation represents the overwhelmingly mainstream sentiment in Iraq. Yes, if elected Sadr would try to turn Iraq into a theocracy like Iran, but for now his demands are for direct elections and an end to foreign occupation.


Reuters:

Organizers estimated 400,000 people turned out for the march, which led to more than 100 arrests and yielded at least one skirmish between self-styled anarchists and police. More than 400 people have been arrested in protests since Thursday.

Chanting "Hey Ho, Bush Has Got to Go," the largely peaceful crowd marched past the Madison Square Garden convention site as Republicans and visitors arrived in the city for a four-day event where Bush will be nominated for another four-year term.

Police declined to estimate the size of the crowd but it stretched out more than a mile down one of the city's main thoroughfares. Thousands of police -- many clad in riot gear, some on bicycles and others on horseback -- turned out to control the crowd, who carried signs saying "Osama Loves Bush," "Bush Lies Who Dies?" and "Hate is not a Family Value."

A small group of masked anarchists set fire to a float just one block from the convention site and hurled bottles at police in riot gear who rushed them and made 11 arrests, police said.

March organizer Leslie Cagan told Reuters that despite some minor clashes, "The march has gone very, very well."

"People have come to protest the Bush administration on very many issues, but today we were united in speaking out against the Bush agenda," she said.



If you like your news immediate, accurate, fair, and with a side of hash browns, you'll want to tune into the Air America coverage of the RNC, broadcasting live from Porter's Restaurant at 216 7th Avenue. The coffee's great and so is the commentary.

If you're like me, you always imagined Arnold Schwarzenegger as a real down-to-earth kind of guy. He's the guy who drives the Toyota Prius, eats tofu, and invests in the community.

I cared not to continue any further because you had already gotten the point that I was joking. Not joking "ha ha" but joking "knowing smile," the lamest kind of joking. That's all I got, so read this, then get outraged. And if anyone's outraged by your outrage, they're an idiot.

The trip to New York by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger of California to address the Republican National Convention is being financed by a variety of major corporations.

Mr. Schwarzenegger, who is scheduled to speak in a prime-time slot on Tuesday night, came to office promising to rid Sacramento of "special interests." But he has accepted hundreds of thousands of dollars in contributions from companies and interest groups with business before state government. [...]

Among the corporate sponsors of Mr. Schwarzenegger's trip, according to a list provided by the governor's office, are Fox Entertainment, NBC Universal, News Corporation, Paramount, TimeWarner, the Walt Disney Company and Viacom. Other donors include Abbott Laboratories, Amgen and Pfizer, ChevronTexaco and Conoco Phillips, and Outback Steakhouse, SBC and Visa.

Two important entertainment trade groups, the Recording Industry Association of America and the Motion Picture Association of America, also contributed toward the trip. The two groups are also sponsoring a tribute to Mr. Schwarzenegger in New York after his speech.

At least now I know who not to ask to sponsor my next tour. Yikes. The only question this information doesn't answer is why Arnold makes policies so beneficial to giant corporations and closed-minded, outdated entertainment groups. Wait, this just in...











More photos of the crowds. Families, kids, elderly people, all baking under the sun.









Photo dump! Images from C-Span, who received praise all day from protesters walking by their cameras. Way to go!







There was a fire that started along the protest route in NYC. I turned away from the tv for five minutes and I missed what actually caught fire. It looked like the big green dragon that was around earlier, but I'm not sure. Anyway, the police and firefighters made quick business of it and let people back through that street after about 30 minutes.

Showing the strength and decency of the people, hundreds began chanting "Peaceful March!" as they walked where the fire had been. No one is sure how it started or what happened but I'm sure we'll find out.

War and occupation will never bring liberation!
Bullshit! Get off it! This war is for profit!



There aren't any official estimates for the crowds marching today, but the march just keeps getting bigger and bigger. They don't need central park to have a rally. The streets will do just fine.

I don't want to stop capturing for too long, but here are some really funny juxtapositions on C-Span this afternoon. God bless 'em.



Milton Glaser is taking action! Good to see graphic designers coming out for the cause. If you're in New York, you can help! Check out lightupthesky.org to show your support.

I've never heard "fuck" so many times on C-Span. Well, I've never heard it on C-Span before. They're usually on a 10-second delay when Cheney speaks. Unfiltered is live from the protests on Air America Radio right now (1pm-3pm est) and I'll be posting pictures captured from tv soon. I'm not sure C-Span would be really happy about that, but if they want me to take them down I'll happily oblige.

I forgot I could capture TV until just a little while ago, so I missed some really great stuff. Like the "Quagmire Accomplished" sign graphically treated identically to the banner on the aircraft carrier. And the 77-year-old woman with cancer marching down the street to protest who she feels is threatening the country she loves. And the shouting match between a very angry protester and a very stupid Republican. Hey. Ho. George Bush has got to go.

Tune into C-Span to see all the kickass protest stuff going on in NYC right now. Few of my daily reads seem to be blogging about it yet, but C-Span is doing a great job with the video. Fathers and mothers are marching with their kids. Well-meaning peaceful citizens with tens of thousands of homemade signs stretching through and packing the streets of the city is amazing. No cable, no TV? Live feeds on CSpan.org!

I walked into The Athlete's Foot today. A saleswoman asked if she could help me. I told her "I'm looking for some shoes that weren't made by children." She gave me a nervous laugh, but no assistance. I glanced around the walls, noticing all the famous names, and replied "I guess I can't find that here. Thanks." She had no reply. And I couldn't find any shoes.

If you hunger for great breaks, check out the Annie Nightingale show this week. Annie usually provides a great program, but the Plump DJs are filling in for her with a mix from the Stanton Warriors. Fantastic! It's up for a week on the listen again player at Radio 1.

Despite their foiled plans of using 9/11 as a GOP selling point, they still insisted on having the convention in New York City. Great idea. From the Washington Post on Saturday...

With streets blocked off and police blimps flying overhead, rifle-toting National Guardsmen striding through Grand Central Terminal and radiation detectors in place, this city all but bristles with security and anti-terrorist armament.

Police have doubled the number of undercover officers riding the buses and subways, and video cameras provide 24-hour feeds from bridges and tunnels. The federal government has cleared a seven-mile-radius airspace "frozen zone" over Madison Square Garden -- site of the Republican National Convention -- and a high-tech, 2,000-square-foot nerve center at police headquarters will hold representatives from 66 federal, state and city law enforcement agencies. [...]

New York may have never been so well guarded. But some New Yorkers find the buildup to the GOP convention unsettling. In interviews, several dozen spoke of the disruptions caused by the phalanxes of police and National Guard troops, by protesters bent on civil disobedience, and by the roving security details assigned to Republican VIPs. Many residents, particularly immigrants, worry that they will spend a week as suspects in their city.

"People are afraid now," said Mohammad Razvi, an auxiliary police officer and executive director of a respected community group that serves Pakistani and Bangladeshi immigrants. "Whenever these terror warnings go up, they are like: 'Oh, no, are they going to pick on us again?' "


In a "best of" recap of the Summer over at BagNews, I came across one of my favorite photos of our dict..., er, President. This is from the infamous seven minutes spent rivited to The Pet Goat found in F9/11. Just sharing, as I do.

Small and large Quicktime videos available here.


Not web banners. Real banners. Like ones that I, er, someone hung all over Cincinnati and Freeway blogger has been doing in LA on an even grander scale. Now they're going up in New York just in time for the RNC and the election, but this time they're H U G E.


I just finished sending an email to ABC, and I would encourage you to do the same. They plan to have a GOP update during halftime on Monday Night Football, giving the Republicans over a million dollars of free advertising surpassing the three hours previously scheduled. The Majority Report posts the alert, reprinted in full:

*** Via Democratic Underground ***

ABC is doing a "convention halftime special" report on Monday (the designated night the networks are skipping the RNC). The 3 nights of 1-hour primetime coverage are Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday for the GOP. But ABC is adding coverage at halftime on Monday. 30 second ads cost $273,000 in 2003 on Monday Night Football. The GOP is going to get MILLIONS of free advertising from ABC. THIS IS WRONG.

Monday Night Football has a huge audience and their viewer demographics are rich with core voting groups.

CONTACT ABC News and question their unfair additional coverage of the GOP convention Monday night:

Mr. David Westin
President
ABC News
47 West 66th Street
New York, New York, 10023-6298

Phone: 212-456-6200 / email: netaudr@abc.com / Fax 212-456-2795

Contact page.


The new ads from MoveOn PAC are online now. There are also pics from the opening gala that are pretty cool. Wish I had been able to go.


RNC Not Welcome and CounterConvention.org present the following public service announcement entitled "Fuck New York." (Not to be played at work.) Thanks to Jay P for alerting us.



Alert: Look out Ohio! Coming to the Akron B&N on Saturday are Jerome Corsi and John E. O'Neill, authors of the fictitious Ambien alternative extended leaflet Unfit For Command. Why would B&N host bigots and liars? For profits, of course!

A new billboard went up on the streets of New York. Unlike many advertisements, I am thoroughly pleased with this one. The Center for American Progress, you'll recall, pointed out how the money used on Iraq could alleviate many social ills here in the US. The organisers (Project Billboard) are non-partisan and want to bring the cost of the Iraq war home to American citizens.


The billboard features a constantly updated clock counting the cost of the Iraq war, similar to the former national debt clock.

The clock starts at $134.5 billion and increases at a rate of $177 million per day, $7.4 million per hour and $122,820 per minute.

Organisers plan to feature the clock in a full page ad in the New York Times on 30 August.

Zoe at Greenpass points out a new discovery in fuel technology. Many have been using vegetable oil to power their diesel engines for quite some time, but now with other elements added that same vegetable oil can be used to create pure hydrogen.

A fascinating discovery by a team of chemical engineers based at Leeds University has determined that with the use of two catalysts, made of nickel and carbon, they can produce incredibly pure hydrogen from vegetable oils without using any fossil fuels. The byproducts are only oxygen (which can be fed back around to power the device), carbon dioxide, and methane. They used sunflower oil, but said that any vegetable oil could be used.

I read this, and being incredibly excited about the very real possibility of having a hydrogen station on my corner someday rather than a gas station, I started to daydream. This could be a godsend for developing countries, which are often energy-poor but agriculturally productive. It could also entirely upset the current balance of energy power: the most sunflowers I've ever seen growing commercially was in Northern France - could France become the new Saudi Arabia? The US could easily become self sustaining for fuel and energy, and it could revitalize farms in the mid-west and other economically depressed agricultural areas.



I don't see why everyone is so upset that Britney Spears might be attending the Republican Convention. Don't they know she was recently fined by the Fashion Police? She's a style felon. I don't know how that could help the Republican Party at all. They don't like the misfits unless they've (s)elected them. Maybe this was the only way to lure the twins away from happy hour.

If Spears attends, this could easily sway the nation’s critical 9 - 12 year old voters toward Bush. What a goldmine!

Britney and Bush have had other connections in the past. Spears was a runner up at the World Stupidity Awards, while Bush won.

In September of 2003, Spears spoke out on behalf of Bush, admonishing the thought of questioning his actions or motivation.


More on the latest "security" developments at the RNC from Lost Remote. How much creepier can this get? I thought the blimp over the Olympics was a little scary...
Dozens of officers will have wireless cameras embedded in their helmets outside the Republican National Convention in New York (the camera is barely visible in the front of the helmet). Homeland Security agents in a command center will keep an eye on the live video feeds to make better decisions on the fly.

Jim Gilliam reminds us that California has been attempting to eliminate their deficit through Ebay. The Governator is enthused. Among the offerings, around 660 pairs of scissors, if the price is right. I've always wanted at least 50 pocket knives. Now I can get 75 for less than the price of 7! While I'm focusing on the paring and slicing, I may as well pick up that "nice lot" of 60 large Swiss Victorinox knives. I'm having a Hitchcock theme party soon and I'll need stuff for the goodie bags.

The Banterist provides a must-read review of Tom Clancy's new spectacular post-9/11 era game that puts you in the enemy's path. Essential.

Graphically the game is astounding. Carved watermelons shatter under gunfire, the Eggs Benedict have just the right amount of Hollandaise, and the concussion from a fragmentation grenade can send thermal coffee pots sailing across the room - leaving you to decide which is regular and which is decaf.

I wanted to start a tiger download site. I thought it would be fun to have a real live tiger available for download that anyone could have. It would also eliminate the nasty endangered species problem. It never took off, but now you can download robots for free. Check out the designs, download your choice, and cut, fold, and boom! Instant pixel robot. I present, via BoingBoing, Paperformers Universe.

In another shocking exclusive, Andy Borowitz breaks devastating news.

Attorney General John Ashcroft today revealed that the Justice Department has credible intelligence that protesters at next week’s Republican National Convention are actively plotting to speak and assemble.

“These evildoers may speak or assemble without warning,” Mr. Ashcroft told reporters. “We are preparing for the worst.”

To foil the protesters’ plot to speak and assemble, the Attorney General said that the Justice Department has established a special Anti-Speech and Assembly Task Force in New York City.

“This task force has its ears to the ground on a twenty-four-hour basis,” Mr. Ashcroft said. “If they get wind of a plot to speak or assemble, they will pounce.”

The Attorney General said that New York’s Central Park would be off-limits to protesters for the duration of the Convention, but said that space for the protesters to speak and assemble was being reserved in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

The Gitmo location was chosen, Mr. Ashcroft said, to facilitate military tribunals for the protesters immediately after they are done speaking and assembling. [...]

Finally, President Bush’s daughters Barbara and Jenna cancelled their convention speech scheduled for next Wednesday, citing a conflict with Ladies’ Night.


This story was all over nowhere today.

"Well, at the time that the Marines showed up, I was working. And I knew my husband called me immediately and was crying and screaming in the phone that Alexander had been killed, that his son had been killed. And I went to pieces and my husband, as you know, went to pieces and basically tried to accompany his son," Melida Arredondo said.

According to witnesses, Carlos Arredondo, 44, climbed into the Marine Corps van parked outside his home after smashing in the windows and setting it on fire using a propane tank, a can of gasoline and a blowtorch from his garage.

The three Marines, reservists who are members of a military Casualty Assistance Calls Officer team, pulled Carlos Arredondo from the burning vehicle and extinguished the flames, but more than 50 percent of his body had been burned. Carlos Arredondo's wife said he was in stable condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital Thursday night.


The Department of Energy, without clearing their plan with the Department of Homeland Security, is going to transfer weapons-grade plutonium from Nevada to South Carolina. One's first thought would be "Wow, that's risky. How will they manage that?"

If you thought anything but trucks travelling cross country, you'd be wrong. The DoE is setting these mobile sloth-like terrorist targets across our country en route to France, where the 300 pounds of plutonium will then be stored. The incredibly volatile, potentially catastrophic material will then be carried by two UK ships across the Atlantic guarded by specially trained British troops. Security will apparently be very tight, but trucks?!

The DMB wasn't happy with polluting the music scene. The stakes weren't high enough. In an unprecedented effort to crap all over music fans, the Dave Matthews Band did just that, and now they may face criminal charges.
Authorities in Chicago are considering criminal charges against the Dave Matthews Band after reviewing surveillance footage of an August 8 incident in which the group's tour bus allegedly dumped human waste into the Chicago River.

Police Commander Michael Chasen said he's certain that the band's bus is the culprit, thanks to the footage, which was shot from nearby buildings and shows a bus crossing the bridge as a tour boat passes below. Criminal charges could include violations of public nuisance laws and ordinances to protect public health and safety, according to The Associated Press.

Chasen said Dave Matthews Band bus driver Stefan Wohl told police that he crossed the Kinzie Street bridge near the time the incident took place, but that he did not say whether he was responsible for dumping the 800 pounds of human waste through the bridge's metal grates. A tour boat with unfortunate timing and a group of 120 passengers aboard was doused with the refuse as it passed underneath.

Around two-thirds of the passengers sitting on the upper deck of Chicago's Little Lady were hit with the falling waste, the Chicago Tribune reported. Five passengers went to Northwestern Memorial Hospital for testing and all received refunds on their $25 tickets.

The state of Illinois filed suit against the Dave Matthews Band and Wohl on Tuesday, alleging that they violated state water pollution and public nuisance laws. The suit seeks $70,000 in civil penalties.


From The Guardian:

MPs are planning to impeach Tony Blair for "high crimes and misdemeanours" in taking Britain to war against Iraq, reviving an ancient practice last used against Lord Palmerston more than 150 years ago. <>

Eleven MPs led by Adam Price, Plaid Cymru MP for Carmarthen East and Dinefwr, are to table a motion when parliament returns that will force the prime minister to appear before the Commons to defend his record in the run-up to the war. [...]<>

The MPs' decision follows the commissioning of a 100-page report which lays out the case for impeaching Mr Blair and the precedents for action, including arguments laid down in Erskine May, the parliamentary bible, on impeachments dating back to medieval times. [...]<>

Mr Price said he believed the case was compelling. "To dust off Victorian constitutional histories and examine precedents from the time of Charles I and Chaucer may seem bizarre. But the conduct of the prime minister has left people and parliament with no alternative if we are to preserve the very basis of democracy."
Thanks to Steven W for bringing this to our attention.

Putting another ugly face on the RNC, as if it needed another one, performer Donnie McClurken is steadfast in his assertions that homosexuality is a curse and gays are trying to kill American children. I didn't get the memo in my inbox from the Gay Rules Committee that this was the policy. Maybe I'm behind the times.

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I gotta say, some people get what they deserve. I'm opposed to violence in almost any form, but if you publicize the names of innocent people, demean women as part of your daily routine, and encourage men to use women as objects, you're bound to get kicked in the head at some point. To think otherwise is to ignore karmic cycles.

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This was forwarded to me. Enjoy.
Jack Winter
July 25, 1994 New Yorker magazine.

It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I was very
chalant, despite my efforts to appear gruntled and consolate.

I was furling my wieldy umbrella for the coat check when I saw her
standing alone in a corner. She was a descript person, a woman in a
state of total array. Her hair was kempt, her clothing shevelled, and
she moved in a gainly way.

I wanted desperately to meet her, but I knew I'd have to make bones
about it since I was travelling cognito. Beknownst to me, the hostess,
whom I could see both hide and hair of, was very proper, so it would be
skin off my nose if anything bad happened. And even though I had only
swerving loyalty to her, my manners couldn't be peccable. Only toward
and heard-of behavior would do.

Fortunately, the embarrassment that my maculate appearance might cause
was evitable. There were two ways about it, but the chances that someone
as flappable as I would be ept enough to become persona grata or a sung
hero were slim. I was, after all, something to sneeze at, someone you
could easily hold a candle to, someone who usually aroused bridled
passion.

So I decided not to risk it. But then, all at once, for some apparent
reason, she looked in my direction and smiled in a way that I could make
heads or tails of.

I was plussed. It was concerting to see that she was communicado, and it
nerved me that she was interested in a pareil like me, sight seen.
Normally, I had a domitable spirit, but, being corrigible, I felt
capacitated--as if this were something I was great shakes at--and forgot
that I had succeeded in situations like this only a told number of
times. So, after a terminable delay, I acted with mitigated gall and
made my way through the ruly c