Today the presidential candidates tackled the divisive issue of homosexuality and kissed for four and a half seconds at a brief meeting in Florida, Bush trying to prove that homosexuality is a choice, and Kerry attempting to show that being gay is no big deal.
According to a small audience, both men seemed very comfortable and confident. "I couldn't believe what I was seeing. This is what America needs more of," said Kelly Brigson, a Miami resident and shoe boutique owner who sees the growing trend of "metrosexuality" as the key to increasing business.
While no opposition was presented to either argument, moments after the event, the president was asked to extinguish his cigarette.
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