Me: in order to view olympic highlights on the nbc site you have to be a visa cardholder, and enter your number

Friend: uhh....
Friend: that's weird
Friend: why's that?

Me: because the olympics are now run by Corpotron

Friend: hmm
Friend: I don't much care for that [...]

Me: i have a visa card, but i value my privacy enough to just watch the rerun at 2
Me: they may not have that much information about me

Friend: yeah

Me: i mean fuck, why even have a firewall?

Friend: that's why they ask nicely... and your reward is seeing sporting events you should be allowed to see anyway

Me: i think i'm gonna go put flyers with my credit card number on them in people's mailboxes

Friend: send me one

Me: sure!
Me: why not?

Friend: there are a few things I'd like to buy and some popups I'd like to send you

Me: not a problem. i'm already watching the olympic highlights after all. i practically ASKED for it. next thing you know, i'll be raped while wearing jeans. i'm interminable.

Friend: haha

Me: i can't believe nbc is resorting to porn site tactics