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There are a couple of problems I have with Chimpy's most recent speech. I didn't read the whole thing because I would have become much dumber... and lost valuable drinking time. In any case, first, I have an issue with this line:
Today, I'm going to talk about what I intend to do over the next four years, but perhaps the most important reason to put me back in is so that Laura will be First Lady for four more years.I understand he doesn't have much to say about John Kerry, but to make fun of Teresa? For real? She's a strong, multi-cultural, smart lady, unlike his sorta lame subservient wife who has done virtually nothing for America since Bush has been in office. Maybe she just wanted to be like her husband. I don't know. But Laura sucks and Teresa rocks, so if he's resorting to first-lady debating for the strength of his campaign, I don't think he's going to come out on top. Moving on... He [Kerry] said he's only going to raise the tax on the so-called rich. But you know how the rich is, they've got accountants. That means you pay. That means your small business pays. It means the farmers and ranchers pay. That's the wrong medicine for this economy, and we're not going to let him prescribe it. (Applause.)What? ... WHAT? I don't even know what that means and yet it got applause. Andy Borowitz was right on Air America yesterday: I want to do comedy for that crowd. |
 
  
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